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Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

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The trailer for Ridley Scott’s Robin Hood (2010) took the internet by storm today. Everyone is talking about the costumes, the leading couple (played by Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett), and the giant explosions that leave the trailer (here) barely coherent. We are left to guess whether Russell Crowe can even do a real British accent. As for Blanchett – the back of her head looks very nice. Maybe in the next teaser we’ll actually get to see more of her face.

But I’m getting ahead of myself. The truth is, I’m actually kind of excited about this movie. I’ve been a fan of the Robin Hood mythology since I was old enough to sneak attack the good for nothing nobility (read: the family pets) for trespassing through Sherwood forest (read: the living room).

I have always wished for a Robin Hood film that dared to break the mould and show the raucous, gritty, adventurous side of the legendary figure – none of this theatrical, over-staged nonsense. I may get my wish in Ridley Scott’s brainchild, but the Michael Bay effect of the trailer leaves me slightly skeptical … and slightly dizzy, but that’s probably due to all of the hyper-editing. Seriously, I know we’re trying to be vague, but it would be nice to see something. I guess I’ll have to wait for the rest of the footage the studio is sure to “leak” before this movie hits theaters.

In the meantime, I’ve decided to fill the marauder shaped void in my life by looking back at this capeless crusader’s reign in American cinema.

errol flynnThe Adventures of Robin Hood (1938): No one buckles a swash quite like Errol Flynn. Add Olivia de Havilland and you have one classy tale of knights, swordplay, and petty theft. The duels are very well choreographed and the Sheriff’s minions couldn’t hit a barn at twenty paces, even adjusting for the limited velocity of an arrow. (Somehow, I don’t think that heroes are supposed to be able to out run them.) But the dialogue is campy, the costumes are pre-Weta, and it’s worth every minute.

disneys RHRobin Hood (1973): I think I am one of the few people in the world who loves one this movie. It is one of Disney’s most overlooked gems. Sure, the folk songs are not everyone’s cup of tea, but the comedic chemistry between Robin Hood and Little John is great, and Maid Marian does more than stand there and scream. This movie also gains distinction for being one of the the rare Disney cartoons that doesn’t center around a Princess (but that’s another blog post entirely).

prince of thievesRobin Hood Prince of Thieves (1991): This movie has ruined my ability to watch Severus Snape without bursting into random fits of laughter. Really, Alan Rickman, REALLY!?!?!? I probably shouldn’t beat up on him too much, since he is the best thing this movie has going for itself. Kevin Costner shows the world (like we needed more evidence) that the mullet can only be worn well by Billy Ray Cyrus. His accent is decidedly Yankee and he’s generally better just not talking at all. Not to mention, the “giant” plot twist. I told a friend about this one while we were watching … she thought I was joking … poor, poor, disillusioned woman. Still, it’s a must see if you want to fully appreciate the genius that is the next film on our list.

men in tightsRobin Hood: Men in Tights (1993): Mel Brooks clearly ran out of a Prince of Thieves screening with all of the comedic fodder that he needed for this gem. Carey Ewles is brilliant and he knows it – in a good way. Dave Chapelle hams it up as the Hood’s sidekick, Ahchoo. Three cheers for the Sherriff’s mole and Marion’s chastity belt!

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Shrek
(2001): The scene isn’t long and Robin Hood is French, but … he gets the crap kicked out of him by Cameron Diaz. That along makes this movie worth watching.

-Stephanie

*The post has been edited. Thanks Harmony for catching the error. :-)

The Top Five Animated Tear-Jerkers

Friday, November 27th, 2009

Want to watch a film that can tug on your heart strings and is a family friendly treat? Well these films are just some of the things we can be thankful for this season! Check out my top five animated tear-jerkers and order them to enjoy with your family or to pass on the animated genius to another generation. So here they are in no particular order… watch with kleenex nearby.

 The Land Before Time
The Land Before Time (1988)
Before the cutest dinosaur baby hit the TV screen in “Dinosaurs”, this movie had us all rooting for the cutest motley crew of pre-historic reptiles. The director Don Bluth also give you an early tug at your heart-strings, so watch this movie with tissues at the ready.

Bambi

Bambi (1942)
Old Hollywood had the cute-and-cuddly-till-it-makes-you-bawl-like-a-baby movie formula down, and nowhere is that as evident as the classic Disney film, “Bambi.” It has everything, nature, a thrilling score, and a scene that is guaranteed to have you crying for your momma.

The Lion King

The Lion King (1994)
Now admittedly the best song in this film is sung by the villain, but this romping good time of a movie has garnered a place in the hearts of both movie-goers and Broadway buffs. And you can go from laughing to crying and back again in less time than it takes you to say, “Hakuna Matata!”

The Fox and the Hound

The Fox and the Hound (1981)
Disney does it again with another film that will have you pretending that you just have something in your eye. As you follow these two cute friends on their journey to adult hood, you’ll be surprised how much you can learn about life from a kids flick.

Wall-E
Wall-E (2008)
This new classic, directed by Andrew Stanton, is sure to bring tears to your eyes. In fact for a movie with so little words it shows more emotion than many of its modern counterparts. I dare you not to cry when you hear that little robot squeak out “Eva”!

-Rachel

Shakespeare on the Silver Screen

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

It’s finally here as I promised, the best film adaptions of Shakespeare’s classic plays. After wading through many, many horrific hours of poor translations and cheesy acting, I have narrowed down the list to five. So here they are, in no particular order, the best of Shakespeare:

night's dream A Midsummer Night’s Dream (1999): Every movie needs a gimmick. For some it’s brilliant method acting; for others it’s a random child painted like Vishnu. This adaption of the classic comedy features some interesting modernizations like Kevin Kline, period 1800s costumes, and a random bike chase … on foot. But the dialogue is well rendered and stay’s true to Shakespeare’s work. The scenery is beautiful. The characters are endearing. You will laugh until your sides ache.

Hamlet
Hamlet
(1996): Nothing rounds out the perfect date night like watching a family self-destruct violently. To you it’s a tragedy, to the residents of Elsinore Castle it’s just another day with the family. Kenneth Branagh’s production of Hamlet is a visual masterpiece that draws the viewer into court life. This film is a must see for over-emotional aristocrats everywhere.

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The Merchant of Venice
(2004): If you prick me will I not bleed? If you tickle me, will I not laugh? If you make me watch a different version of this film, will I not cry? Al Pacino brings genuine sympathy to his role as Shylock. While Jeremy Irons evokes empathy for Antonio’s plight and scorn for his general wimpiness. The true star is Lynn Collins as Portia, the woman who uses her education and flair for men’s fashion to win back her man and prove why the pixie cut doesn’t look good on anyone. This movie is definitely worth a whole barrel of monkeys.

Romeo and Juliet
Romeo and Juliet
(1968): For those unfortunate ones of my generation who have not experienced the acting chops of Olivia Hussey, run don’t walk to your nearest movie rental facility. This girl’s portrayal of Juliet is emotional, irrational, and spot on. The costumes won an academy award and the film was nominated for best picture. Small children beware, Romeo’s derriere gets some good screen time.

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The Taming of the Shrew
(1967): The leading lady of this film adaption is also relatively unknown to members of my generation who most commonly think of her as “that lady with the perfume commercials.” But before she sold cosmetics, Elizabeth Taylor pushed burly men down stairs and wore dresses that made Joseph and all of his technicolors jealous. Richard Burton acts as a worthy, though he be bearded, foil to her scheming. The chemistry between the two is fiery and the result is some great humor.

Honorable Mention: moonlighting
Moonlighting: Atomic Shakespeare
(1986) This episode aired during season 3 of the popular 1980s detective show. It is recorded entirely in iambic pentameter … or … at least it rhymes a lot. Bruce Willis and Cybil Shephard give a modern treatment to the classic Taming of the Shrew that involves a horse wearing sunglasses, a sun that isn’t, ninjas, and a wedding rock band. You’ll never look at Shakespeare the same way again.

-Stephanie

Sometimes watching is as good as reading…

Sunday, November 15th, 2009

Your teacher always told you that watching the movie was never as good as reading the book. That’s true most of the time, but sometimes Hollywood comes pretty freaking close to the written word. That is why I’ve compiled the 10 best books converted into movies. Before you send me hastily written scribbles asking why Shakespeare is not represented on this list of epic achievement, the answer is: Shakespeare deserves his own list.  So without further ado:

Jane Eyre
1. Jane Eyre (2006): I will always remember this movie as being the film during which a dear friend of mine turned to me and said, “If a vampire jumps out and eats [Jane Eyre], I’ll kill you.”  If that doesn’t get you curious, nothing will. This movie perfectly captures the gothic, windswept atmosphere of Thornfield Hall and its crotchety owner Edward Rochester. My only quibble is that the burns are not quite bad enough, but are easily overlooked given the obvious chemistry between Jane and Rochester that was so sorely lacking in all previous silver screen adaptations.

Pride and prejudice2. Pride and Prejudice (1995): I couldn’t create this top 10 list without including this film starring Jennifer Ehle and Collin Firth as the illustrious leads.  No film based upon Jane Austen’s most popular book has so captured the feel of her subtle wit quite like this series. Mrs. Bennett’s nerves and Mr. Darcy’s sexy pond scene make this a fun film for all.

Schindler's List3. Schindler’s List(1993): I had no idea that Steven Spielberg’s Oscar winning film was based on a book until I stumbled upon a well-worn copy in a dark back corner of The Strand bookstore.  I laughed at Schindler’s antics and cried when I learned the little girl in the red coat was not just a metaphor created by Spielberg.  Every difficult and heartwarming page, like the movie, reminds us that this list is life.

Sense4. Sense and Sensibility (1995): The 90s was a good decade for Austen fans. Alan Rickman’s portrayal of Colonel Brandon more than makes up for Hugh Grant’s blundering attempt to be Edward Ferrars.  Add Emma Thompson and Kate Winslet as two sisters struggling with live, love, and corsets and you have a wonderful vacation to aristocratic Britain.

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5. The Scarlet Pimpernel
(1982): Rather than simply portraying one book on screen, this film deftly portrays events from all nine books in The Scarlet Pimpernel series.  Made-for-TV in the late 1980s this film features Jane Seymour with an amazing head of hair – you laugh now, but just wait. It also has one of the most overbearing soundtracks that you’ll ever hear. But don’t let that dissuade you, this film is worth every minute thanks to the genius of Anthony Andrews as the hero and Sir Ian McKellan as … well, you’ll just have to watch to find out.

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6. Anna Karenina
(2000): Who knew adultery could end so badly? The book is at least two inches thick; containing however many words are needed to fill a ream of paper. Needless to say, few movie adaptations have been able to capture Tolstoy’s real intentions for his story. Thankfully, Helen McCrory and Kevin McKidd are pretty darn close.  You’ll never look at a train the same way again.

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7. Les Miserables
(1998): Two words: Geoffrey Rush. Two more words: Liam Neeson. Need I say more? Yes. Odds are, if you haven’t braved Anna Karinina, you won’t be attempting to slog through this book. That’s exactly why you need to see this film. Understandably, characters and themes are missing from the 1400 (give or take) page work, but the heart of the story stays true.  The only disappointment is that this version’s ending comes far too soon as compared to the original story arc.

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8. The Princess Bride
(1987): What to say about the book that says it all. This book has romance, comedy, swordfights, and hats. The only thing it doesn’t have is the film’s kindly grandfather reading to Fred Savage. Instead we have the “author’s” humor tale of how he got his favorite childhood story published. You will laugh, you will cry. You will wonder why you hadn’t read it sooner.

Ivanhoe
9. Ivanhoe
(1982): Another made-for-TV gem with Anthony Andrews in the starring role. This time he is Ivanhoe the disinherited son of a long line of proud Saxons with bad hair – which he, happily, has also not inherited. He has returned to regain his birthright and (of course) get the girl. Olivia Hussey stars as the lovely Rebecca; John Rhys Davies is a bastard; and Robin Hood gets a cameo. What’s not to love?

Vanity fair
10. Vanity Fair
(2004): Hot damn! Reese Witherspoon heats up this movie with a passion for social climbing that cannot be stopped – even if the roadblocks come in the form of a rouge husband with terrible luck and a son who desperately wants to be loved. Believe it or not this is a kind portrayal of William Thackerey’s tempestuous character – and don’t we all love to hate her.

Honorable Mentions: I know many of you are dying to know why The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and The Chronicles of Narnia didn’t make it onto this list. The simple answer is they are above the list. All three are excellent movie series’ that hold well to the originals even as they take liberal artistic license. You should watch and even own all three collections – getting the extended editions where possible.
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Because RPattz didn’t need to bring sexy back…

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

Vampires are everywhere these days, from television, to books, to circus diaries. They come with blood-type soft drinks, dolls (I mean… “action figures”), and teeny-bopper fan clubs. They even have conventions coughTwilightcough.

I remember the first time I read Bram Stoker’s Dracula. My dreams were filled with red-eyed monsters and fly-eaters for weeks. It still ranks as one of the best thrillers I’ve ever read. Stoker’s vampires were Victorian symbols of unexpressed sexuality, a suave breed of villians unlike all others because they are proficient in the artful hunt. Their fiendish cohort, werewolves and zombies, cannot capture the same aristocratic allure of these cape-wearing, night-walkers.

I remember a time when Dracula was scary, or at least deliciously campy, and vampires didn’t sparkle – they burned. But today’s vampire is something else entirely. The villian has gone the way of capes and slicked hair. The predator now spends his time philosophizing over the meaning of life, unaware that he has been de-fanged by CGI glitter.

Let’s be honest, watching Twilight or I am Legend does not make you a fang fan anymore than wearing 200 balloons makes you Lady Gaga. That is why I’ve compiled a list of my top five, must-watch vampire films. (For vampire newbies, this is just the fee to join the club. Further viewing is required to become a true connoisseur.) Some of the films are shamelessly campy, others are humorous, none can be defined as horror – but all retain the edgy core of what it means to be Vampire.

Dracula1. Dracula (1931)
Bella Legosi IS Count Dracula. He is the reason all vampire costumes look alike. The film was made only a few years after motion pictures became talkies, so it’s understandable that the edgy horror has diminished a bit since it was released. But it remains a classic, not to be missed. Plus, Renfeld’s performance as a bug-eating psychopath is truly incredible.

Right one2. Let the Right One In (2008)
Lina Leandersson proves that little girls are monsters too. The film is shot in the cold of Northern Sweden and it’s the closest thing to horror on this list. Blood flows freely, jump scenes abound, and the mind games will leave your head spinning. I called a friend after she watched this film and asked her what she thought about the last scene. Her reaction… :-0. Why? The ending of this movie will radically alter your whole perspective on the film and “adorable” vampires, if you give it some thought.

interview 13. Interview with the Vampire (1994)
Warning: the hair is terrible in this film. Oh, yeah, and there’s a LOT of bloodshed. If you’re good with that, then let the interview begin. The vampires in this story prove that well written immortals can was philosophic about eternity, and then turn around and drain a 10-year-old. The relationships between the characters are gripping. Brad Pitt’s angst is beautifully countered by Tom Cruise’s antagonism. Throw in a creepy performance by a young Kirsten Dunst and you’ve got a truly thrilling vampire movie.

underworld 14. Underworld (2003)
This movie gave vampires their fangs back after so many movies like Blade. This movie kicked off an entertaining series of films about a centuries old battle between vampires and, you guessed it, werewolves. What’s different about this film is its plot development and characterization – as in, it has them. It and its prequel/sequels continue and build out the story in a way that has yet to ruin the original (another rare feat for Hollywood). This is the matrix of vampire movies and black leather never looked so good.

Lost boys5. The Lost Boys (1987)
This film perfectly pits Buffy-like, pre-teen vampire slayers against a biker gang of vamps. Sound ridiculous? It is. But these vamps are bad and the violence is… well, let’s just say that thanks to their shenanigans, no one will be bathing in that tub anytime soon. Added bonus: the lead biker is played by Kiefer Sutherland, aka Jack Bauer.


Honorable Mention:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The Movie (1992) Buffy 1
This is the film that formed the basis for the popular TV series about a girl who finds out she is the vampire slayer of her generation. Funnily, the whole thing started when Joss Whedon wondered what would happen if the blonde cheerleader, who bites it (ha ha, pun) in every horror flick, could fight like a pro while issuing quippy witticisms. The result was Buffy Summers.


Have fun!
-Stephanie

Top Ten Scariest Creature Features!

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

As was shown by our last list the simplest form of freakout can be achieved by invoking our “Ick Factor.” Now, while I admit blood and guts can be scary, when you add an other wordly creature whose trying to eat your brains to the mix, the fear factor increases exponentially. So without any further adieu I bring you, The Top Ten Creature Features!

Honorable Mention:
Gremlins
Gremlins (1984)
So you think your furby is a nice cuddly toy? Well be careful because if they are anything like there 1980s counterparts, the Gremlins, you are in for one hell of a night! This Christmas (?) flick directed by Joe Dante, is sure to have you taking a closer look at the furry friends in your house. Now while I admit its not as scary as some of the other films, this movie is a great comedic creature feature.

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10. Cloverfield (2008)
Hollywood goes through its fads, just like the rest of the world. In the horror genre of the 90s and early 2000s that manifested itself in a dearth of slasher films and psychological thrillers. There wasn’t a decent monster flick to be found. Cloverfield finally changed that in 2008, with carnage and havoc wreaked by a full blown mindless just-wanna-tear-crap-up-because-I-can monster. Ahhhhhh, that felt good
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9. Salem’s Lot (1979)
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Maybe its because I’m a freak, but I don’t really see vampire movies as horror films. For me they seem to belong to a genre all on their own. True some they often make you jump, but some are purely action (The Blade Trilogy and Underworld Series), some are romance (Twilight), and others are dramas (Interview with the Vampire). This particular vampire film lands itself squarely in the horror genre. This Stephen King classic shows a different side to vampires than Brad Pitt or Kate Beckinsale. In this film vampires are ready to take over your ton and feed where they please. Plus this film has some great all time creepy moments.

arachnophobia
8. Arachnophobia (1990)
When I was three my uncle was babysitting me. He thought it would be fun to share with me something he enjoyed when he was a kid, horror films. In that one day we watched Poltergeist, Alien, and Arachnophobia. Needless to say I was traumatized, but the movie that really stuck with me was Arachnophobia. To this day I still can’t see a spider egg sac without freaking out. Thank you Uncle Kenee and thank you Arachnophobia.

7. Slither (2006)slither
Does anyone remember the teen novels, Animorphs? Remember the Yeerks, an invading army of parasitic aliens who crawled in your ear and controlled you? Now make them grosser, and slimier and when you get taken over by them you turn into a deformed mutant zombie. Also add in some fun chase scenes and hilarious battles with the worms. You’ve got Slither. Enjoy.

the blob
6. The Blob (1958)
You will never look at jello the same way. Or gak for that matter. This 1958 classic has Steve McQueen battling against an ooze that wants one thing only… to consume you.

5. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) body snatchers
This is a classic example of a movie which combines the best elements of a horror film: suspense, gore, and a interesting plot. As an added bonus this movie features Donald Sutherland who played, among his many other amazing roles, “Merrick” in one of my favorite vampire movies “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”

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4. Hellraiser (1987)
A group of leather clad demons called “Cenobites” tear their victims into pieces. Enough said.

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3.The Fly (1986)
Jeff Goldblum and Gina Davis. Sounds like the cast of a great romantic comedy. You are so very wrong. The Fly is the story of scientist who accidentally mixes his DNA with that of a fly. During the movie you get to see (in gross detail) his transformation from intellectual hottie to mindless monster. The maggot thing still freaks me out.

2.Alien (1979) alien
Sigourney Weaver battles an alien creature who is stalking her and her crew as they traverse outer space. Not only does this Ridley Scott masterpiece feature what is possibly the most disturbing scene to ever be captured in the sci-fi horror genre (an alien bursting out of the stomach of one of the crew) but it keeps you jumping with amazing visual effects.

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1.The Thing (1982)
Several lists have found this movie to be the scariest ever! A crew in Antarctica finds itself with an alien being amongst them. What makes this movie so incredibly spooky is that fact that neither you nor the crew knows who the monster is.

Enjoy!
-Rachel

Top Ten Gorefest Flicks!!!

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

In honor of Halloween, The Editing Bin wanted to present our choices for the top ten scariest movies of all time. However as I began my research, by research I mean giving myself nightmares by watching about 2-3 scary flicks a night, I realize that movies are all scary for different reasons. You have your slasher flicks, psychological thrillers, creature features, and real life dramatizations; all of which can trigger an emergency call to your therapist. So how could we as The Editing Bin just give you ten!! Instead as responsible critics (and as my way of seeking revenge for all those sleepless nights) We are going to break them down over the next week. Be sure that none of the films listed on any of the horror countdowns are for the faint of heart. So here you have it, the first installment of our Hallowed Holiday Tribute: The Top Ten Goriest Flicks! Squirm.

Honorable Mention:
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Hostel (2005)
I will never back-pack through Europe. Ever. Period.

Final destination
10. Final Destination 2 (2003)
Although the plot suffers a little in the second installment they definitely up the blood and guts quota.

9. Quarantine (2008)Quarantine
A reporter and her cameraman a shadowing a fire crew for the night. When they follow them into a creepy apartment building, they are met by a host of unsavory characters including demon dogs, creepy kids, and an old lady that will have your skin crawling. This movie will have you rethinking ride-a-longs.

grindhouse
8. Grindhouse (2007)
What happens when you combine the two of the sickest minds ever to pick up a camera (Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez)? A film that is guaranteed to have the blood and guts manufacturers of Hollywood working overtime. Interestingly enough Rodriguez’s installment “Planet Terror” makes Tarantino’s “Death Proof” look tame.

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7. The Saw Series (2004- Heaven Knows When)
When compiling this list I wasn’t sure whether the Saw series would make the psychological thrillers list. However after watching the last two installments I believe that Jigsaw should be firmly ensconced on the gorefest list. Not only did thi movie almost receive an NC-17 rating, but it got the audience asking “How far would you go to survive?” Currently there are five films on DVD, one coming out in theaters, and two more on the way after that.

6. Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Nightmare on Elm Street
“One, two, Freddy’s coming for you…Three, four, better lock your door…Five, six, grab your crucifix…Seven, eight, gonna stay up late…Nine, ten, never sleep again.” In this film even your dreams are dangerous as the frighteningly awesome Freddy Kruger murders the children of the mob that killed him years before. Most gory scene? A young Johnny Depp getting sucked into a bed and spouted out as a torrent of blood. Truly disturbing.

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5. Seven (1995)
Brad Pitt, Kevin Spacey, Gweneth Paltrow, and Morgan Freeman. Sounds like the cast of an Oscar worthy drama, but here in the movie Seven they all take a deep swim in the cornstarch and red dye pool of the horror genre. In here an almost retired detective (Freeman) and a rookie cop (Pitt) are trying to track down a serial killer whose modus operandi is to kill his victims in a way that invoke the seven deadly sins. This visceral and dark film will have you squirming in your seat and possibly trying to make some face time with your local priest.

The Brood
4. The Brood (1979)
Everyone knows that kids in their toddler years can be terrible, but this film takes that idea to new heights. You may want to reconsider any babysitting after this movie.

3. The Evil Dead II (1987)Evil Dead 2
Sam Raimi at his best before he went all soft directing Spiderman. In this film Bruce Campbell plays “Ash” the leader of a group of strangers who are trying to hold off attacks by a horde of demons who have been summoned by recitations from The Book of the Dead. The movie is a full of good times with a chain saw and shotgun to boot.

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2. Re-Animator (1985)
Re-animated bodies that are forced to do the will of their master. This is classic 80’s horror at its best with of scenes to make you jump.

Dawn of the dead
1. Dawn of the Dead (1978)
George A. Romero kicks butt in the sequel to “Night of the Living Dead.” Sure his zombies don’t move as nimbly as they do in the 2004 remake, but watch this film and you’ll see why it was banned in 17 countries.

Enjoy!
-Rachel

Something called “gumption”

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

The Holiday One of my favorite romantic comedies of recent years is a little holiday film aptly named The Holiday. Part of the reason I enjoy this movie so much is because of a scene between Eli Wallach as Arthur Abbott and Kate Winslet as Iris Simpkins. In this scene, Arthur calls Iris out on her poor relationship behavior: “Iris, in the movies we have leading ladies and we have the best friend. You, I can tell, are a leading lady, but for some reason you are behaving like the best friend.” This little challenge hits home for Iris and ultimately leads her on the path to discovering something called “gumption”.

That one beautiful word brings real Hollywood glamour to my mind. I immediately get visions of Norma Shearer, Joan Crawford, and Katherine Hepburn – women who lit up the screen with their feminine wiles and backbones of steel.

But good female roles are hard to find in today’s movies. So often women are cast as the “girlfriend”, the “best friend”, or the “mother” – all brave new titles for what years ago amounted to “the secretary”. Out of all these roles, none offends more than the women of comic book lore who find their sole purpose in screaming for Spiderman’s help (a la Kirstin Dunst) or flouncing around half dressed (a la Megan Fox). Perhaps it is precisely because good roles are hard to find that women who display brains and wit streak across the screen like a blinding meteor. All hail the wonderful brilliance of gumption.

To honor the women who dared to be different; who won’t take nothin’ from nobody, I offer you my favorite women of gumption. This list is nowhere near conclusive, but it does present the highlights.

The Women 1. The Women (1939): This movie is the end-all be-all of gumption. Every woman in the cast rapid-fires witticisms and fights like a man when it comes to keeping her man. A must buy for any collection; this movie captures exactly what was great about classic Hollywood, despite the drama that went into its production. (Do yourself a favor, however, and Run, Run Away! from the remake.)

His Girl Friday 2. His Girl Friday (1940): No one can speed talk a confession out of a hardened criminal with quite such feminine aplomb as Rosalind Russell. Whether she’s handling grifters or her shifty ex-husband (brilliantly played by Cary Grant), Russell’s Hildy Johnson proves once and for all that she can out write and out report any man on the news circuit, and look damn good doing it.

The Philadelphia Story 3: The Philadelphia Story (1940): Gumption is not gumption without the crack wit of a raging redhead and who better to bring that to the screen than Katherine Hepburn. This time it’s Hepburn’s turn to show Cary Grant what a woman scorned can do in this fast-talking comedy – a must own for any collection.

Prize winner of Defiance 4: The Prize Winner of Defiance Ohio (2005): Not all gumption is loud and boisterous. Sometimes it is quietly taking a stand and refusing to let life’s curveballs rob you of joy. That is the lesson that Julianne Moore’s character teaches her children in this largely underrated film. Her quiet confidence more than earns her a right to a position in the top five as well as in everyone’s personal collection.

Erin Brockovich 5: Erin Brockovich (2000): Julia Roberts is another raging redhead in this movie about corporate greed. Her refusal to give up on the families she protects, the children who wait for her at home, and her undying belief that what she is doing is right leads her to greatness in this film that is based on a true story.

Honorable Mention: Kate Winslet in The Holiday (2006)

No matter how you rate yourself as a speed talker, take the time to bring a little more “gumption” into your life.

-Stephanie